Jesse Duckworth

A product of the Hyborian Age, rumored to be the 12th son of Conan the Barbarian and a scantily clad warrior woman, Valbrandr (you can call him Jesse), was excavated from a melting glacier thanks to global warming. He journeyed to America because he heard a call for (culture) warriors. Instead of finding other battle hardened barbarians like himself, he found a society of hipsters, yuppies, and feminists. Jesse prayed for Crom to take him but he soon realized that through battling these ingrates, he might learn the riddle of steel. He fights them with Neanderthalish ideas… and when that doesn’t work… an axe.

2019 Articles

• The Mueller Report: No More Indictments—Reaction

2018 Articles

• “Basic Bitches” Top SPLC Terrorism List
• The Fickle and Depressing World of Online Dating

2017 Articles

• The Clintons: Fame and Misfortune
• The Time for Blaming Men is Over
• Trump and the Afghanistan War—OK, but…
• Jerry Maguired by Google
• I Want My Nazi Scalps
• Gard-ing Hope and the Loss of a Child
• Parents, Stop Circumcising Your Baby Boys
• If I were President #1
• Defense and Freedom
• Jason Voorhees and the Generation Gap