Bret Kavanaugh is an Obliviator!¶
In 1980, Bret Kavanaugh was an outgoing party hardened and frat-tastic fuckboy. Clownery and binge drinking couldn’t hold this man back. Being white, privileged, rich, and well endowed this man has had nothing short of a “Teen Movie” award winning climb to the top. With a stealthy history of fuckery, Kavanaugh ascended through the ranks of our political high society, becoming a member on one of the highest Circuit Courts in the US justice system!
Thousands of dollars have been dumped into the edge of your seat research from political foes around the country. Is FBI full of a bunch of sour dough pussies that couldn’t even uncover the biggest cover up in modern history, or is something bigger at play here? Why 30, years into the future, are these accusations being levied? The true answer might just surprise you, and even Q.
Murder, Death, Kill, Obliviate! You heard it. Kavanaugh’s accusations are oddly close to those of the Clinton regime with whom it is said Bret Kavanaugh had close contact. From dumpster to desert, you do not want to cross Kavanaugh. While many believe the six FBI background checks had freed him from all wrong doing, we really know what’s going on. Mysterious loss of accounts, hazy memories, and disappearances make it clear Bret Kavanaugh is a Wizard. You heard it, from one of the most renowned authors, J.K. Rowling, Bret Kavanaugh has performed multiple memory charms and even—in some cases—bestowed a death curse upon his enemies.
Linking back to the Clinton Regime it is obvious that all the mysterious disappearances are now coming to the forefront. Trained by Hilary herself, Bret mastered the art of “washing the evidence”. Asinine Media reports it first. Brace yourself, Wizards are among us, and there is about to be another war. We must protect ourselves, and our minds. The government is being taken over by trickery and shadow war.
There is hope. Evidence has been leaked online that Dr. Emmet Brown is working on a time machine. This will be capable of going back to the future to stop Kavanaugh before he commits these egregious acts, and seals his fate of séance and magic. We must stand together in these trouble times. Down with Kavanaugh!!!!