Don’t Leave Your Girlfriend¶
I know right now you are seeing red. You really want to pull the plug on your relationship because of the pain your girlfriend has caused you. But I’m telling you right now that would be the wrong thing to do.
Sure, you’ve noticed that she suddenly started having to go to the grocery store because she forgot to get something earlier far more often than she used to. But we all forget things, right? Haven’t you ever forgotten something, bucko?
And of course it does seem odd that she suddenly started going out to the bars every weekend with this old friend from school who you still haven’t met, but that’s what’s great about school friends! You can pick them back up like they never ended!
Now you might be thinking that the fact she started taking a shower every night immediately when she gets home from vague work functions when she didn’t used to care before is a dead giveaway. But come on, you’re really going to be mad at her for taking better care of herself? Disgusting.
Look, I know that you think that your relationship doesn’t stand a chance just because some random guy told you he had sex with your girlfriend. But do you even know that guy? Besides, she said he was lying! And he said his friend could prove it but this so called friend says he doesn’t remember anything and just wants to stay out of it!
You see, in America, we believe in a little thing called innocent until proven guilty. There is no evidence that she is cheating. Just a lot of he-said she-said. Just evidence so circumstantial that a judge would laugh you right out of the courtroom if you brought it up. Give me a break. When did you become so corrupt that you would ruin a woman’s future with these unprovable, unsubstantiated claims? Take a good long look at yourself.
You know, I’m starting to think maybe your girlfriend should leave you for being so petty.